What WOULD I say?

You guys, seriously, this is my new favorite thing.  It's HILARIOUS.  But I didn't want to inundate your Facebook walls with nonsensical crap, so here's a list of my favorite algorithm-generated statuses:

Seriously, guys, I'm sure you have to restock the local population!!!

I was a chillinducing version of Ave Maria this awful, windblown, wasteland similar to kansas, there are two hours of the penis, wouldn’t that be my friends in 2A, Adventure with photography business, it would like an opera

This is the battle cry of the nicest people

"Can you guys please, just please, get along?  Please?"

WHAT is a Holdeman Mennonite?!

No, no, really, think that the first day of going to take your clothes off.

He was the one of the one paying attention to a good batch of crabs.

got up early, went to watch Kevin Leary!

an informal survey conducted this elf was hitting on Carl's dwarf Can Daniel Lassman eat spelt?

Someone just donated 3 big boxes of your favorite people.

It's an evolutionary mechanism designed to ensure the continuation of species! A camouflafghanistan! Yeah, that'll catch on...

I think I'm an irreconcilable perv, it doesn't NEED a personal journal.

Halfway through my boyfriend! Not very tricky, origami, napkins, socks, and dress pants.

May have a doctorate in Divinity of beavers!

Not even PATTY SHELLY has a doctorate in the divinity of beavers!

Who needs a Creeker to the nursing home again.

I think the 7C girls (Abbey Kirk, Taylor M-J, Sarah Unruh, Sarah Pohl, Sara Volweider, Melissa Volk, Eric Buller) would probably do this when they all get into Kidron Bethel.

There's a reason *I* go to Planned Parenthood so...

I mean, why do *YOU* go?

Oh gosh, I am not that clever.

our basement reeks of marijuana.

Shine so holy and bright Oh Fortuna in a sheep costume




has a hot date with Brian Skinner!

Ok, party with Jenae Janzen, Martin we will

And Yoda too, apparently...

I think I'll have the insatiable urge to a preposition.

BETHEL BETHEL BETHEL

Indeed.

The point is, we decided we are many.

We also decided that we have Multiple Personality Disorder.

Ironically, agnostics and atheists are no longer a reality

*Insert mustache stroke here*